the world’s best masturbation cream

the world’s best masturbation cream

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#1 selling product with over 1,000 5-star reviews

Transforms from a thick cream to a gliding lotion

Long-lasting and easy clean up

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so-low lotion

$18.00

  • All orders are shipped in discreet packaging for your privacy.
  • Free shipping on any order over $35.
  • Your pleasure and satisfaction are 100% guaranteed or Cake will refund you.

how to get started

one pump at a time

We recommend applying a dime to quarter size at first. So-Low Lotion starts as a thick cream, but as you work it into your skin and start to stroke, the cream will begin to transform into a clear, gliding lotion.

go to town

Once you understand how the cream transforms, use as little or as much as you’d like. Don’t worry about cleanup, the coconut oil based cream will naturally absorb into your skin and leave your penis moisturized and nourished.

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frequently asked questions

  • Ingredients, Size & Cautions
    Size: 1.7 fl oz
    So-Low Lotion materials are: DI Water (Aqua), Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Stearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Dimethicone, Glycerin, Ceteareth-20, Cetearyl Alcohol, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe) Leaf Juice, Tocopheryl Acetate ( Vitamin E), Ginko Biloboa Leaf Extract, Oenothera Biennis (Evening Primrose) Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Carbomer, Aminomethyl Propanol, Tetrasodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin
    Caution: So-Low Lotion is waterproof, but not designed for extended use in the bath, shower, or pool. Prolonged use is not recommended. This product contains coconut and may use an allergic reaction. This product is not intended as a contraceptive and is not compatible with latex condoms or cyberskins. If Irritation occurs discontinue use and contact a physician. Keep out of reach of children.
  • Key features
    • Coconut oil based
    • Fragrance free
    • Great moisturizer
    • Transforms from a cream to a liquid lubricant
    • Melts as it warms
    • Easy clean up
    • Can double as a massage lotion
  • What is the ph level?
    The ph level is 7.42.
  • Is it really alcohol free?
    So-Low Lotion is free of ethyl (ethanol / grain) alcohol. In cosmetic labeling, the term "alcohol," used by itself, refers to ethyl alcohol. Ethyl alcohol is known to dry out skin or hair and is the most commonly known alcohol so the cosmetic industry uses this labeling across the board. Cosmetic products, including those labeled "alcohol free," may contain other alcohols, such as cetyl, stearyl, or cetearyl, alcohol. These are known as fatty alcohols, and their effects on the skin are quite different from those of ethyl alcohol and help with the glide and moisturizing in our lotion.
  • Is it vegan and/or gluten free?
    All of our lubes and lotions are gluten free and are made of vegan ingredients. All of our products are animal cruelty free!
  • Is this just like any other lotion?
    Not even close! It starts off as a thick cream, but as you get going it turns into a sliding and gliding lubricant. You can pump some first into your hands and rub them together to get the sliding and gliding activated.
  • Is it edible?
    It is not edible. However, we know that things happen, so should a small amount end up in your mouth, don’t flip out—a small amount won’t be harmful if ingested. Just don’t consume it like you would a food or drink.
  • Will I have to wash this off after I’m done?
    No need to worry about cleaning off afterwards! You’ll finish your jerk off session with hydrated skin. However, if this was just the pregame before intercourse, we do suggest wiping down as this is intended for external use only.
  • Can I use this with a condom?
    So-Low Lotion is not recommended for use with condoms or as a vaginal lubricant.
  • Can I use this as a lubricant?
    While So-Low Lotion can be used as a lubricant, if you’re planning for a backdoor session, we recommend using Tush Cush or Silicone Sex Lube, our long lasting anal lubes. So-Low Lotion is not recommended for use with condoms or as a vaginal lubricant.
  • Can So-Low Lotion be used for anal or vaginal play?
    The So-Low Lotion is technically not a lubricant. It is a body lotion and for external use only. It is not recommended for anal or vaginal play since it has oil which can create build ups. We also suggest avoiding use with condoms as oils can break condoms.
  • Does it ever expire?
    The expiration date can be found on the bottom of each bottle if applicable, along with the lot code. Once opened, they are good for 12 months.

best solo time of my life

I have no idea how I've been using spit for so many years. This will never leave my bedside, EVER.

what customers are feeling

★★★★★

Why rub dry?

It is pretty crazy how it comes out like a paste then turns into a lotiony-lube type of a thing. Highly recommend.

~Mason
★★★★★

Great lotion

A really solid rubbing lotion - exceeded my expectations and came in great packaging.

~Jack
★★★★★

Twice approved

Love this lotion and my partner enjoys using it too!

~Taylor