the world’s best masturbation cream

the world’s best masturbation cream

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#1 selling product with over 1,000 5-star reviews

Transforms from a thick cream to a gliding lotion

Long-lasting and easy clean up

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so-low lotion

$18.00

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  • All orders are shipped in discreet packaging for your privacy.
  • Free shipping on any order over $35.
  • Your pleasure and satisfaction are 100% guaranteed or Cake will refund you.

how to get started

one pump at a time

We recommend applying a dime to quarter size at first. So-Low Lotion starts as a thick cream, but as you work it into your skin and start to stroke, the cream will begin to transform into a clear, gliding lotion.

go to town

Once you understand how the cream transforms, use as little or as much as you’d like. Don’t worry about cleanup, the coconut oil based cream will naturally absorb into your skin and leave your penis moisturized and nourished.

get the party going

Don’t just stop your penis play there! Elevate your masturbation even further with Stim for Him, an arousal gel for your penis. It’ll keep your ‘me-time’ hot, as it gives you warming and cooling sensations.

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so-low stroker kit a personal massager kit for penis havers
$56.00
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 penis play duo kit maximize your playtime with extra feels
$25.00
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discreet billing

On all credit card statements, Cake simply shows up as HC.

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discreet packaging

All Cake orders are shipped in non-descript boxes with HC on the packaging label.

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Frequently Asked Questions

  • What is So-Low Lotion made out of?

    So-Low Lotion’s ingredients are: DI Water (Aqua), Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Stearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Dimethicone, Glycerin, Ceteareth-20, Cetearyl Alcohol, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe) Leaf Juice, Tocopheryl Acetate ( Vitamin E), Ginko Biloboa Leaf Extract, Oenothera Biennis (Evening Primrose) Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Carbomer, Aminomethyl Propanol, Tetrasodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin

  • How does So-Low Lotion keep you from not being sticky?

    Instead of harsh chemicals that leave you feeling gross afterwards, So-Low Lotion is formulated with hydrating coconut-oil. Our formula is specially designed for you to help get you off, while keeping your skin moisturized.

  • Will I have to wash this off after I’m done?

    No need to worry about cleaning off afterwards! You’ll finish your jerk off session with hydrated skin.

  • Can I use this as a lubricant?

    While So-Low Lotion can be used as a lubricant, if you’re planning for a backdoor session, we recommend using Tush Cush or Silicone Sex Lube, our long lasting anal lubes. So-Low Lotion is not recommended for use with condoms or as a vaginal lubricant.

  • What can I use with So-Low Lotion?

    You can partner So-Low Lotion with Stim for Him, a specialty arousal gel for your penis, for a sensational jerk off session. We also recommend using So-Low Lotion with Stroker, a personal penis massager. Feel free to thank us later. ;)

best solo time of my life

I have no idea how I've been using spit for so many years. This will never leave my bedside, EVER.

what customers are feeling

★★★★★

Why rub dry?

It is pretty crazy how it comes out like a paste then turns into a lotiony-lube type of a thing. Highly recommend.

~Mason
★★★★★

Great lotion

A really solid rubbing lotion - exceeded my expectations and came in great packaging.

~Jack
★★★★★

Twice approved

Love this lotion and my partner enjoys using it too!

~Taylor