Originally posted by Bryan Connor on PrimaryGoods.com

I hate those cheesy holiday movies that are always focused on romance and cuddling by the fire and cozy log cabins with beds designed for “snuggling.” Not because they’re bad movies. But because they’re so far off from my reality.

My holidays look and feel more like a bomb went off in the house. There’s children screaming and adults (me) cursing at turkeys for not cooking fast enough and other adults yelling at football games in the living room.

The whole thing is both a) stressful and b) decidedly unsexy. And stress is a major trigger for my ED. In the past, my sex life with my wife has trickled down to almost nonexistent all the way from Thanksgiving to Christmas. Or New Years if it’s our turn to host that as well.

Thankfully, I found something that helps keep my sex life on track in spite of the holiday stress: Hello Cake’s Flavored ED Meds. And they’ve helped me rediscover how great of a stress-reliever sex can be when the thought of it isn’t causing you even more stress.

The Sex-Stress Cycle

I’m pretty sure I’m inventing a new term here, but stick with me. The sex-stress cycle is a phenomenon most-often observed in people with erectile dysfunction. It goes as follows:

  • Person realizes that life is really stressing them out lately
  • Person decides that sex would be a great way to blow off some steam
  • Erectile dysfunction occurs, exacerbated by overall stress levels
  • Sex now becomes a source of stress
  • Stress about sex exacerbates erectile dysfunction
  • Person is left stressed, frustrated, and increasingly horny

There are a variety of things that can contribute to the stress buildup that triggers the stress-sex cycle. A few of my most common triggers are increased workload, guests who are staying overnight, variations to my routine, and having to spend a lot of money in a short period of time. 

Basically, the holiday season is custom-designed to make my dick not work right. I had tried the classics (Viagra and Cialis) over the years, but neither really quite did the job the way I wanted them too. But then I found Cake ED Meds and they finally helped me escape the sex-stress cycle.

The Holidays Are Great (If You’re Getting Laid)

You forget how good of a stress-reliever sex is until you’re stressed and can’t have sex. At which point, it starts feeling like water in the desert. You want it. You crave it. Your penis won’t let you have it. The desert analogy does not stretch to cover that last part.

Cake ED Meds have become my secret to keeping my cool throughout the entire holiday season. And for good reason. They bring a lot to the table that other ED meds can’t quite match. Here’s why I’m so crazy about ‘em…

They Start Working In 15 Minutes – Time is of the essence when you’re sneaking off for a holiday quickie. And you never quite know when the moment is going to strike. One of my favorite things about Cake Meds is that they dissolve fast under your tongue, and then start working in just 15 minutes thanks to fast-acting Sildenafil. So you can go from “nudge nudge, wink wink” to stress-free in no time.

They Last For Up To 36 Hours – If, like me, you’re bad at remembering to bring important things with you (ED meds, wallets, children, etc.) it helps to have a med that’ll keep you going for a while. And it’s also nice to be able to take a pill ahead of time if you know that you’ve got a sure thing coming up later. The Tadalafil in Cake ED Meds keeps you going for up to 36 hours, plenty long enough to prevent me from missing my chances when they occur. 

They Taste Great – If you’re used to popping ED pills you may not have noticed the distinctly bitter taste that comes with ED medication. But if you’re into faster-acting dissolvables or chewables, then you’re definitely familiar with that distinctly bitter taste. Cake bypasses the problem entirely by adding some fresh, fun flavors to their ED meds: Orange Creamsicle, Wild Grape, and Fresh Mint all leave you kissable instead of reaching for the mouthwash.

They Travel Well – We don’t always get to spend the holidays at home. And whether you’re popping out for a quick overnight or going on a longer trip for the season, it’s nice to be able to sneak a couple ED meds with you. Cake Meds are very conveniently arranged in little single-dose sachets that are perfect for discreetly carrying around in your pocket. Or your wife’s purse. Or stashing in the medicine cabinet. Or… you get the point.

“Ride Out” The Holidays

There’s so much that’s good about the holidays. It’s just a matter of getting past all the stuff about them that makes them so stressful. And sex is a great stress reliever. So long as ED doesn’t get in the way. 

Thankfully, getting your ED in check is as easy as finding the right ED med. For me, that’s Hello Cake’s Flavored ED Meds. They’re fast-acting, long-lasting, great-tasting, and keep my lil guy standing at attention. And when it comes to taking the edge off the holiday season, they’re the best gift I ever got myself.

Primary Tidbits

  • The holidays are stressful! And stress is a major trigger for ED
  • Hello Cake Flavored ED Meds are fast-acting, long-lasting, and great-tasting
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