Sexy AF Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas

Mitchell Orkis
January 30, 2023 5 minute read
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    Here at Cake, weĀ know a thing or two about being sexy šŸ˜œ and sharing is caring so we decided to make a gift guide to help you make your partner feel and look sexy AF. Strong & independent? Don’t need anybody? Don’t worry this gift guide is perfect for that oh-so-needed self-care time!

    Let’s goooooo!

    I love you a lily more each day

    Sometimes, it’s nice to keep it simple and classy, everyone enjoys being gifted flowers and that oh-so-needed sniff and feeling when the scent takes over.

    Our fav? Check outĀ Farm Girl Flowers.Ā  A diverse range of flowers all the way to the bow that wraps it up. This female-founded company is the go-to when it comes to online flowers. Basic isn’t in Farm Girl’s vocabulary, these are show-stopping centerpieces that are guaranteed to prove your admiration and appreciation for that special someone.

    Valentines Day Bouquet of Flowers

    I love you a choco-lot!

    There’s something about chocolate that is so damn romantic (maybe even better than sex…kidding…kinda) that we can never say no.Ā Just looking at a nicely decorated piece of chocolate will leave your mouth drooling, and once you take that oh-so-needed bite, your mouth fills with a warm gooey melted goodness.

    Williams SonomaĀ has one of the best selections of chocolates specifically for Valentine’s day. How often do you seeĀ lipsĀ made out of dark chocolate?! It’s okay to be EXTRA AF this Valentine’s day. Looking for an originalĀ heart-shapedĀ box of yummy chocolate? Don’t worry, Williams Sonoma has you covered.

    It’s a judgment-free zone here at Cake, so go ahead and order some chocolate for yourself also! Self-care is love too. šŸ„°

    Valentines Day Chocolate Box

    F*** the flowers and candy, I just wanna screw

    We get it. Honestly, don’t blame you. Especially here at Cake…as you can see we’re pros when it comes to a fun time in the bedroom šŸ¤¤.

    Everything we make is made from love, no need to second guess ANY of these oh-so-perfect bedroom gifts. You can even lead your partner or yourself (#self-love) toĀ the bedroomĀ and open it because they are MADE for the bedroom.

    We are all about being inclusive. No matter how you get down šŸ˜ we fully supportĀ all genders or as we like to say ‘F*** gender’, and we are motivated to allow everyone to feel and be their sexiest best self.

    For Him šŸ˜

    OurĀ so-low lotionĀ aka ‘the world’s best masturbation cream’ is MUST for thoseĀ looking to transition from a prince to a oh-so-sexy king! Watch as it will begin to transform into a clear, gliding lotion. With aĀ coconut oil based cream, it will naturally absorb into your skin and leave your penis feeling moisturized and nourished.Ā So-low lotionĀ isn’t just for your penis. Feel free to rub it into your arms, neck, or hands as it will leave you feeling healthy and clean! #WeGotMultitudes

    Ultra-Moisturizing Lotion for Penis Masturbation

     

    Next up, is ourĀ Stroker…if you didn’t use this before scrolling…well…you missed out! BUT no worries we have plenty in stock!

    Feeling stressed? Whip out our dual endedĀ strokerĀ which pairs PERFECTLY with ourĀ so-low lotionĀ orĀ toy wonder.Ā  Our stroker comes with a ribbed & beaded texture depending on which opening you choose. You’ll never use your hand again!

    Lube for Penis Masturbation

     

    One toy not enough? Check out ourĀ so-low stroker kitĀ which comes with ourĀ so low lotion,Ā stroker,Ā toy wonder, and oh-so-neededĀ Stim-for-himĀ to enhance the romance.

    Check out our full range of sex products made for thoseĀ with a penis!Ā 

    For her šŸ˜˜

    Now for the queens out there. Our best selling vaginal toyĀ little suckerĀ takes clit fun to the next level! With 10 different suction modes you’ll be sure to grip those pillows just a lil extra hard as you orgasm intoĀ pure bliss.

    Hello Cake Little Sucker - Clitoral Stimulation Toy - 10 Suction Modes - 360 Clitoral Stimulation

     

    Ladies…this one is a package DEAL. OurĀ vulva luva kitĀ Ā is a complete vaginal play kit that comes with our limited editionĀ bullet vibeĀ which is perfect for when you want to vibe out šŸ˜. Also comes with ourĀ toy wonderĀ Ā a non-drip jelly made specifically for your fav toy. It also comes with ourĀ tingle-to-mingleĀ Ā an arousal lube made for those with a clitoris and watch as you have a lovely valentines day orgasm.Ā Tend to get a lil messy in bed? šŸ˜œ This kit also comes with ourĀ sex wipesĀ which make an oh-so-easy clean up! Oh and did I mention they are made with 100% natural ingredients?! To pack it all together our kits come in our ‘me time’ pouch. Isn’t it oh-so-cute?!

    Vaginal & Clitoral Sex Toys

     

    Looking for more fun and spice?! Check out our full range of products for those with aĀ vagina!

    Gender is so last year

    Be YOU! šŸ«µ Standing out, is the new fitting in. So f*** societal norms, and check out ourĀ F*** genderĀ products. Check out ourĀ pretty big dilĀ Ā and yes… it’s pretty big but its also a big DEAL because it’s perfect for vaginal play & backdoor play! With a strong suction base don’t be shy and take it into the shower…or maybe stick that thing to the wall and go to work!

    a perfectly shaped dildo to hit your favorite spots

     

    Next up, is our oh-so-popularĀ tush cush, we know it can be a bit painful during backdoor play, that’s why we createdĀ tush cushĀ made for backside play…ouch free! With long lasting cushion you won’t have to worry about any tears or being uncomfortable.

    Tush Cush, Silicone and Water-Based Lubricant, Personal Lubricant, Natural Lube for The Backside

    We love you here at Cake!

    Everything we make is with love and to help make sex more enjoyable for everyone ā¤ļø.Ā  Stay updated on everything Hello Cake! šŸ„° šŸ‘‡