Written by my backside
I have been asking my front side for some TLC FOREVER- I feel like it gets all the attention. It’s always like “just wait your turn” or “relax, you’re not what he wants right now.” It sucks watching the front always have so much fun, touching and rubbing and doing things. I’m always like... just give me a chance! I’m fun! Touch ME!
Well this lovers kit has made me, the backside, the fucking life of the party! No joke, I’m the Queen bee. FINALLY I RUN THE WORLD! My favorite is the backside slide- it just says COME HERE AND GET YOUR CAKE! Tush Cush needs to be strapped to every hand/plug/dildo/dong/bead and vegetable on this planet. Lastly, the So-Low lotion... get ready to have your eyes permanently rolled into the back of your head.
Backside is the right side.